January 2010
60 posts
I walk into class today....
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rugbypopcorn:
And I said, “Good afternoon.”
He replies to me with, “And they wash their beef with amonia.”
I had to ask, “I’m sorry, what?”
He answers with, “At McDonalds, it’s how they clean their beef.”
1. I refuse to eat at MickyD’s for a while now
2. Wtf.
DONT EAT BEEF!!!!!!
i love beef. i especially love mcdonalds. knowing what they do to it does not make it any less...
He doesn’t believe in talking too much about art, especially while you’re...
– Robert Hellenga (The Sixteen Pleasures) (via bunkercomplex)
savanahm:
Around the second or third of this month, I decided to settle on my New Year’s Resolution (yes, when you have only one, it must be capitalized). Because traditional resolutions like ‘lose weight’ or ‘be nicer to my family’ or ‘don’t waste entire days watching Law and Order: SVU marathons’ bore me, it took some time for me to create the most perfect Resolution. This is what I decided...
thedailywhat:
The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien: Surprise guest Ed Helms plays off Conan’s career to the tune of “Stu’s Song” from The Hangover.
[ttswco.]
ed helms is absolutely great. that voice, that wit! ohh, ahh.
You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too.
– Conan O’Brien (via iamthecrime)
It's no secret that the best part of a secret is...
loveyourchaos:
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prettyspectacular:
twinalovesyou
loving spongebob is imperative to our friendship. the greater your knowledge, the greater our bond.