December 2009
67 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
This Is Munny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri star in Thelma & Louise II: Avatars of Pandora.
BRB, camping outside every movie theater in America so I can be first in line when this inevitably becomes a real movie.
[g4tv.]
destinedfordust:
maddyson:
charmyourwayout:
...
sexmusic:
no one’s gonna love you // band of...
handkerchiefsandwich:
I’d never been in love. Never even for a moment. I adored, kissed, lusted after, and cared for many women. I dated, kissed, had sex with; I waited for, stood by, and wanted. But I had never been like those deer that moved together through the woods, keeping each other company as a matter of course. I’d never been attached by the sense of smell and warmth and security. I...
“Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via rulesformyunbornson)
Watchsufferbus:
Sherrif: Early, that’s a jaguar. Early: More like a faguar.
I search your profile
for a translation
i study...
On blow jobs.
dearcoketalk:
Is it ever acceptable to use the phrase “you’re too big” or is it just a shitty excuse for a job poorly done? I consider myself to be at least halfway sexually adept but I’m no porn star. How can I still maximize his pleasure without getting my throat fucked raw multiple times a week?
Once upon a time, a blow job was a rare and special gift reserved for birthdays and...
there is truly nothing more desirable or fantistic...
zenheadbutt:
I’m driving a monster truck with my good friend Brandon, who is riding passenger. The sky is smoothly changing between a spectrum of colors at a very slow rate, and every now and then we pass signs that blend road sign notifications with 20th century playwrights. I remember “Warning: Heiner Müller” and “Bertolt Brecht Crossing.” We arrive at a hotel on stilts near the beach. It is...
simon and garfunkel jam sesh!
reproductive strategies...
katerslubsyew:
K: what’s the difference between semelparity and iteroparity?
S: umm…it has to do with eggs I’m sure…can you spell it?
K: hold on I’ll google it…*finds wikipedia article* semelparity is one reproductive cycle before death while iteroparity is many…interesting fact - that information was donated by Richard Egg…hahahaha
S: so you mean…Dick Egg…??
lolz (:
lol@biology.
